Better Not Call Saul

Saul was a religious zealot, employed by the government as an informant to persecute people of other faiths. His relentless devotion to rooting out religious minorities knew no bounds. He consistently tormented them with malicious intent, raiding homes and dragging entire families to prison. Saul was also a regular attendee at executions, especially stonings, though he never participated directly due to his weak throwing arm. Despite never physically killing anyone, Saul’s actions condemned countless individuals to death, and his hands were forever stained with the blood of his victims.

One day, Saul prepared for a journey to arrest a group of religious pilgrims in a distant city. Fueled by excitement, he barely noticed a house fire as he passed. When he did, he realized the home’s owner displayed symbols of a minority faith. Seizing the opportunity, he approached to make his first arrest of the day.

Unbeknownst to Saul, the homeowner was an alchemist. Chemicals from the burning house released toxic fumes, which wafted into Saul’s face. At first, he was unfazed, but the smoke soon overwhelmed him. Gasping for air, he collapsed, clutching his burning eyes.

The man he had intended to arrest rushed to his aid, pulling him away from the smoke and guiding him to fresh air. Temporarily blinded, Saul relied on his would-be prisoner to lead him to a healer in a nearby city.

The healer, a member of the same faith Saul persecuted, treated him with kindness, rinsing his eyes with saline and feeding him anti-inflammatory herbs. As part of his ritual, the healer also prayed over Saul.

As the herbs took effect, Saul drifted into a deep sleep and dreamed vividly. In his dream, he saw the faces of those he condemned, heard their cries for mercy, and felt the weight of their suffering. A man’s voice echoed through the dream: “Saul, why do you persecute us?” Though he never seen the man before, Saul instinctively knew it was the healer treating him.

The next morning, Saul awoke and removed the bandages from his eyes. His vision was restored and his first sight was… a chamber pot. Once relieved, his second sight was the healer, who looked exactly like the man in his dream.

Overwhelmed with gratitude and guilt, Saul confessed his evil deeds to the healer. He spoke of his past deeds, his hatred, and the harm he caused. Moved by Saul’s contrition, the healer explained how he may seek redemption. To make amends on this world he must renounce his old ways, embrace the faith he once sought to destroy, and accept the sacrifice of a divine figure who absolved humanity’s fall from grace.

Saul underwent a baptism to cleanse himself of his past. To complete his reinvention, Saul changed his name to Paul, which served as a cloak for his prior evil deeds.

As Paul, he traveled the world, spreading the faith he once tried to erase. He became a prolific preacher and writer, penning letters that shaped the doctrines of his new religion. However, his new life was not without hardship. Everywhere he went, Paul faced opposition. He was beaten, imprisoned, and threatened with death.

Despite his new name and identity, a former associate, recognizing him and turned him in to authorities. Paul demanded his case be heard by the Cesarean Section Council and he was taken to the regional capital.  The council was led by a follower of Ipusa, a god who despised traitors and shapeshifters.

Paul was harshly judged for betraying his original faith and was sentenced to public disintegration. His execution aired on primetime news, where he dissolved into light to the sound of roaring applause.

In the afterlife, Paul faced judgment. A voice echoed through the void, recounting his deeds. Though he had tried to redeem himself, the weight of his early atrocities overshadowed his later good works.

The narrator’s stern voice boomed through the void to pronounce a final judgement upon his soul. “Despite shedding your name and claiming redemption, your deeds, and the intent behind them, cannot be washed away. For your consistent harm to others with malicious intent, your soul will be deleted. You are undeserving of existence.”

And so, Paul was erased.

Despite his grim end, Paul’s teachings endured and helped shape his faith into a dominant religion. Ironically, he became one of its most celebrated figures, his legacy living on long after his soul’s deletion.